The Illbillys: When are we playing? What, you're asking ME?
The Illbillys play music. This music takes place at what we refer to as, shows. These shows generally occur at fixed points in time and space, despite our determination to operate outside of these constraints.

Listed on this page are the shows that we are scheduled to play. Please be aware that we play many shows for private enterprises: Parties, country clubs, etc. While we would love for everyone on the planet to attend all of our shows, all persons are not invited to private shows, no matter how much we love each and every one of you.

FRIDAY
6.21.24
PUBLIC SHOW
O'TOOLE'S! When O'Toole's first opened in 1966, it was issued Virginia's first "by-the-drink" liquor license. Prior to this, Virginians were forced to purchase their alcoholic beverages in wagonload increments...and you can imagine what recycling facilities looked like, filling up with all those discarded wagon empties. Thanks for leading the way, O'Toole's!
Where: O'Toole's: 4800 Forest Hill Ave, Richmond VA
When: 7-10pm

SATURDAY
6.22.24
GOLF @ STONEHENGE! In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, lived a strange race of people: The Druids. No one knows who they were or what they were doing...but their legacy remains, hewn into the living rock of Stonehenge. As were all druid rituals, this is a private event.
Where: Richmond VA
When: 7-11:30pm

SATURDAY
6.29.24
PUBLIC SHOW
WINDY HILL! Windy Hill! I guess I have to come up with more things to say about Windy Hill. WELL, Nichole, who is the owner, is this super-pretty, tan, buff golf pro person, who's always on hand to administer hugs to deserving Illbillys. At least that's been my experience.
Where: Windy Hill Sports Complex
16500 Midlothian Turnpike, Midlothian VA

When: 8-11pm

FRIDAY
7.12.24
PUBLIC SHOW
O'TOOLE'S MIDLOTHIAN! At the dawn of the 19th century, Midlothian coal heated the White House for Thomas Jefferson, our third president. Good luck finding any Midlothian coal today (except perhaps in a museum), but Midlothian presently has something way cooler than dumb ole coal, which is...O'Toole's! And, we play there, which makes us cool, too.
Where: O'Toole's: 13919 Midlothian Tpke, Midlothian VA
When: 8-10:30pm

SATURDAY
8.24.24
PUBLIC SHOW
WINDY HILL! Wow, more Windy Hill? Okay, let's see. Have I mentioned their really nice and attractive staff, who are happy to serve your every whim? Well that might be a bit optimistic, but rest assured, they are both nice, and attractive.
Where: Windy Hill Sports Complex
16500 Midlothian Turnpike, Midlothian VA

When: 7-10pm

SATURDAY
9.07.24
PUBLIC SHOW
EVEN MORE O'TOOLE'S! Historically, we have played O'Toole's on Fridays...Can the Illbillys hold anyone's attention at O'Toole's on a SATURDAY? We shall see.
Where: O'Toole's: 4800 Forest Hill Ave, Richmond VA
When: 7-10pm

SATURDAY
9.14.24
MIDLOTHIAN HIGH SCHOOL CLASS o' 84 REUNION!! Though it's difficult to imagine why anybody who was around in the 80's might like the Illbillys, they hired us, so we'll play them some music or something. It's a private show, natch!
Where: Richmond VA
When: 6-10pm

FRIDAY
9.20.24
O. RALPH PUCCINELLI GOLF TOURNAMENT! This is a private event! Need more information? Check out the O. Ralph Puccinelli Foundation!
Where: Richmond Country Club
When: 5-8pm

SATURDAY
9.28.24
TARRINGTON OKTOBERFEST! The tradition of Oktoberfest dates to October 12, 1810, when Kronprinz Ludwig married Princess Therese of Saxe-Hildburghausen. Tarrington celebrates that memorable marriage with the consumption of beer, occasional wearing of dirndls and various entertaining contests of strength and agility! And also... the Illbillys, who were scheduled to play at Ludwig's wedding in 1810, but JB fell off of a roof and broke his nose. And nobody wanted to look at JB with a broken nose, much less hear him try to sing. Fortunately JB's nose has recovered fully over the past 214 years, so we're good to go. This is, of course, a private event.
Where: Tarrington Clubhouse, Midlothian VA
When: 4-7pm

SATURDAY
10.26.24
IT'S A BIRTHDAY PARTY! ...which is a private event. I mean, would you like it if some person just showed up at YOUR birtdhay party? Well, bad example, of course you would.
Where: Salisbury Country Club, Midlothian VA
When: 7-10pm

SATURDAY
11.02.24
PUCCINELLI PIG ROAST! An annual event which is loved by the Puccinelli's firends and neighbors, but feared by pigs. Not a public show, but if you're a pig, we can probably work something out.
Where: Richmond VA
When: 7-11ish

MONDAY
12.23.24
THE HORN'S CHRISTMAS ADAM PARTY! Which event we play every year, or at least every year one of us doesn't fall off of a roof in November! I hereby announce my ignorance as to why this delightful event is known as the Christmas Adam Party. I have never, not once, seen Adam Sandler there. This is not a public show, and unless you're Adam Sandler, you're probably not invited.
Where: Richmond VA
When: 7-11ish



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